What the hell is wrong with you Microsoft?

First this, and now this? This video is the creative equivalent of pleated khakis.

Lileks puts it best: "If Microsoft had been put in charge of marketing sex, the human race would have ended long ago, because no one would be caught dead doing something that uncool."

E-Trade turns you into a douchebag.

Dear God Kill Me

Obviously, there's a Facebook Group devoted to stopping this spot from running.

Stillborn in the U.S.A.

Remember this whenever you are given a sales-motivation video assignment.

What is Liberty Mutual's ad buy?

Eight billion dollars? I have this damn thing memorized. Do I watch too much TV?

Make the logo uh ... 250% bigger.

Do big truck badges = satisfied buyers? Kicking Tires measured each of the badges adorning the latest big truck models at the Detroit International Auto Show and well, in a design sense, the results weren't pretty.

There were pharmaceutical ads before there were pharmaceutical ads.

Mathematics made simple! Advertising mathematics made simple? Not so much.

Dairy Queen finally gives up.

Apparently, the power of the meaningless swoosh is unstoppable. I commend them for holding out this long.