What's going on here?

This photo/graphic for mycokerewards.com has been troubling me:

Obviously this coke-drinking man is being somethered by a hat-wearing woman (or man?). Notice the desperation on his face: this is a man who loves to drink coke, but doesn't like being embraced by members of the opposite sex who have had at least one hand amputated by the margin of a web page. Seriously. Where's her hand? And is that other hand really hers? It looks gigantic for such a petite arm.

She's got man hands, Jerry.

Man hands she wants to get on your Coke!

Also, notice how the placement of the 20 ounce bottle of Coca Cola. It completely covers the face of the unknown hugger. Think about this. This says that Coca-Cola is superior to women. Especially hat-wearing women.

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Blogger ethel merman said...

Actually, I think she's hugging the guy for emotional support, as she is distraught over the temporary freeze on My Coke Rewards. Luckily, I have a private reserve of My Coke Rewards just for these situations.

April 16, 2007 at 2:23 PM  
Blogger Hank Schamsky said...

Coca-Cola is actually made of hat-wearing women. FACT! It's HWW Infused.

May 2, 2007 at 6:58 PM  

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