From A to Z (and everything in between)

It isn't even a prime number!

What the ????

Mmmmm.... fish eggs!

Never run out of Altoids.

Delight your children (yes, check the category) with this.

I'd like to receive royalties from sales of this.

And there's the ol' standby, Tuscan Milk. Yeah, there's 925 customer reviews of milk. (Not all of them entirely sarcastic.)