$5 whole dollars goes to charity

Show you support for critters that eat their own young--and keep those oil-hungry feds out of the Alaskan National Wildlife Refuge at the same time--just by purchasing one of these ugly shirts from Patagonia.

They’re perfect for lying around the house doing nothing, as usual, or for hanging at the coffee shop with your latte-sucking friends complaining about rising gas prices and our nation’s dependence on foreign oil.

Douchebags.